The Unofficial Luis Hurtado™ Fan Club - All Hurtado, All the Time

Adium has this feature that allows you to log-on to MySpaceIM which I hear is a haven for random MySpace trash, so I decided to let the floodgates open, log on to MySpaceIM and see who randomly IM’s me.

Being that I used to work for G4tv and Attack of the Show, I get a ton of 14 year old fans of G4 adding me on MySpace.

I got tired of ignoring them or sending them tersely worded MySpace messages about how it’s not in my personal MySpace policy to add people I don’t know…so I just started adding them instead. My how times have changed, This is my latest random IM’er.

r_e_4: dude who is this anyway and why r u my friend???
Hurtado: huh?
Hurtado: http://www.myspace.com/xjohnnybbadx
r_e_4: who r u???? whats ur name???
Hurtado: if you dont want to be my friend feel free to delete me i have no idea who you are either
r_e_4: lol ok well whats ur name???
Hurtado: click on the link, it’ll explain everything
r_e_4: um okkkk
Hurtado: Luis Hurtado
Hurtado: if you’re too lazy to click on the link
r_e_4: nope dont know u at all nvm
Hurtado: right…this has been splendid
Hurtado: i take it you’re about 12 years old?
r_e_4: lol thought u were someone i actually new
r_e_4: um no bro im 17!
Hurtado: oh well then! excuse me mr. senior citizen
r_e_4: fuk u dude suk it asswipe!
Hurtado: …too easy.
r_e_4: there a reason u have 2 be a total fukker 2 people askin you who u are???
r_e_4: how old r u???12???
Hurtado: lol you’re the one that was antagonistic
Hurtado: from the get go
Hurtado: i’m 26…you probably added me because you’re a fan of G4, or Attack of the Show
Hurtado: and now you dont know who i am
r_e_4: no not really just askin who u were dude….but u had 2 be a dick about it and say im like 10 yrs old do i fukkin sound 10???? no i dont u r a fukkin nerd and u r never gonna get laid!!!
Hurtado: lol.
Hurtado: you sound 10, the way you write.
r_e_4: u probably sit on your ass all day and fuck with lil kids on da compouter u fukkin kid molester
Hurtado: you messaged me!!
r_e_4: so eat shit mother fucker!!!
Hurtado: lol. thanks for the tip maestro.
r_e_4: and your not 26 your fuckin 45 and still a virgin!!!
Hurtado: oh you’re so right….
r_e_4: you get your sick pleasures from masturbating to lil boys who like dirtbikes
Hurtado: oh sweet, you like dirt bikes?
Hurtado: do you ride?
r_e_4: i know im fuckin right
r_e_4: ya see ya fukkin sicko!!!
r_e_4: im probably bigger than you and u touch my junk ill beat u lil beaner fukkin ass or what the fuck ever
Hurtado: lol. you’re so self-righteous. how does it feel to be so delusional?
Hurtado: ooof…you don’t have to get racist
Hurtado: that’s just uncool.
r_e_4: you dont even know how 2 spell dilussional!!!! dumb fuck!!!
Hurtado: lol, i think you’re the one who misspelt it
Hurtado: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion
r_e_4: suck it bro leave me the fuck alone!!!!
Hurtado: ok, bye!
have fun being a fucktard your entire life. dont get any girls pregnant because i don’t want you procreating. later!

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